Eurovision song contest = assorted animal cock

Granted our very own andy abraham looks like a serial killer, but his entry was easily better then Spains which looked like a re-enactment of the macarron chacarron and france's with a guy literally, no joke, was inhaling helium balloons on stage while "singing".

It was pretty obvious all the votes were cast politically anyway, with all the countries that neighbour eachother and have the same official language.
And what was with that as well, how the hell were Russia (who won), Greece, France, Germany, Iceland, almost all of the countries for that matter even representing their country in a eurovision song contest if they are all singing in English! Its as pointless as paris hilton wearing pants.

Still though, my god the chicks from greece and ukraine were smoking hot!